Thursday 3 November 2011
Day 5 - 12.15pm
Tensions running high in our tent. I suggest we must leave Sebastian alone, let him make his own decision about this sudden, strange change. Tarquin wants to call his uncle and get him to bring a tranquilizer gun down from the farm. His plan is to sedate Sebastian and send him to a de-programming centre as he has 'clearly been brainwashed by Communists' Jemima wants to know if her new Stella McCartney outfit makes her bum look big.
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In my experience the answer is simply 'No, it doesn't make your bum look big'. Unless, of course, it does make her bum look big (or her bum is so enormous that anything except a big tent would make it look the size it is or bigger) and she knows this - in which case you should say 'Yes, it does', else she will know you are lying.
ReplyDeleteKeep us posted about this. I'm quite interested in Jemima's bum, to be honest. Or more correctly, in whether anyone actually tells her the truth.
Jemima is still receiving therapy for Body dysmorphic Disorder so we tend to try and avoid too much discussion in those areas. She also has a very short attention span so if she asks about her bum we usually shout 'look over there!' followed by 'it's gone now' this will confuse her enough so that she forgets what she just said.
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